“Story of My Life" Pastel D&D Graphic Tee

Our "story of my life" crit fail dice tee is part of our girly dungeons and dragons collection, and we hope it brings a little fantasy whimsy to your next ttrpg adventure!

This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee brings a soft, lived-in look to everyday wear. The faded pastel print sits low on the chest, giving a subtle, sun-warmed vibe that reads like a private joke or a quiet reminder. It’s breathable and substantial — the 100% ring-spun cotton and medium-weight fabric drape gently while still holding shape. Tubular construction removes side seams for a clean silhouette, and double-needle stitching at every seam keeps it feeling durable after repeated washes. Choose from a wide range of muted, vintage-inspired colors to match a calm, casual wardrobe.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) for soft durability
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, clean fit
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting construction
- Available S–4XL (58 colors), relaxed fit, pre-shrunk with sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean